Randy Lawford's Public Toilet Letter

Burgess Hill's Randy Lawford had another letter published in the local papers last week, this time in the Mid-Sussex Leader. Randy had written to complain about the condition of the Martlets' public toilets.



Randy Lawford emailed Burgess Hill Uncovered to tell us that the best part of his letter had been edited out.

The missing passage was:
....and it was a real case of pick your poison when deciding which cubicle to use - on one hand, you could chose the one which featured a door that was embarrasingly unlockable, or on the other you could attempt to navigate the small lake that had developed on the floor, although such was its spread that you would be unable to do so without the use of a boat

Evidently the editor of these letters has missed a trick here, robbing the readers of some humour.

We'll certainly be keeping an eye out for Randy's letters in the future.

Burgess Hill School For Girls Exposed

I've been searching for Burgess Hill videos on YouTube quite frequently in recent weeks as I work towards expanding the videos featured on Burgess Hill Uncovered

This weekend I found VIDEO GOLD in the form of a recording made at Burgess Hill School for Girls. For those of you that don't know, Burgess Hill School for Girls is a private educational establishment where the wealthy send their girls to recieve the finest education in the land.

But did these parents know that their daughters were being educated on all the various slang words for the female genetalia?

The video uploaded to YouTube features the girls, dressed in their school uniform, in a classroom, reeling off all these words for your viewing pleasure.

Someone is in for a good telling off when the teachers at the school realise that the false reputation they have has been exposed by their own pupils!

You can read the office news report on this story at the Burgess Hill Uncovered News section