Burgess Hill Conservatives FUDGE the numbers

It's always very exciting when one of the political parties posts one of their newsletters through the door of the Burgess Hill Uncovered offices. The June edition of the Conservatives 'intouch' publication was full of them blowing their own trumpet following their clean sweep in the Victoria Ward, which of course included the election of ANSTY's Emily White (what were you thinking voters?)

There was the usual "We'll work hard for everyone, blah blah blah" nonsense as well as....
"It's very important that Councillors remain in touch with the local area"

Well here's a CRAZY idea for your Victoria Ward councillors, how about you spend a few minutes a week maintaining a blog between yourselves and let us know what you are all up to, and what's happening in our town. The latest on the Orion cinema perhaps and what you're doing for the people to ensure that Sainsbury stays away.

Now, the main reason for this blog entry, and this really does take the cake...

WOW! The Conservatives hold every seat on the town council. Incredible! Those that don't closely follow local politics would read this as being factual.

Here's some more 'facts' for you: All girls are silly, Haywards Heath is better than Burgess Hill, Councillors always act in the best interests of the public.

You're welcome!